Thursday, June 25, 2009
YSAK 35: More of the same
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In the spirit of the previous post ... more people take a swim on Kijiji as chum for the loan sharks:
Hello,
I am in desperate need of $10K and am willing to pay high interest. I have a good paying job but bad credit. Any an all emails accepted.
I am struggling to keep my store running and I think I am over my budget. I am really desperate in need of financial help. I know the store will run well. If I can borrow $20,000 with no interest promised, I will pay you back when I am out of the crisis with generous return on your kindness.
I know this sounds weird but I am just trying to be honest. Thanks.
Hello, I am currently in desperate need of a loan of $12,000. The banks or financial companies won't lend to me due to past mistakes, therefore, bad credit. I am now matured, employed as a nurse and responsible! I need the loan to pay off a student loan and a few small personal debts. I am willing to pay up to $700 a month and up to $1500 interest. I am willing obviously to sign a contract, because this would be a personal loan. I am currently on Maternity leave, but receive great benefits, and with this loan can pay off all my debt and concentrate on this particular loan ALONE. Please can anyone help? It is starting to depress me. Please NO gimmicks, I am desperate, BUT NOT STUPID! Thanks.
I am really desperate i need a loan for $2000.
Please someone out there have a heart i will pay it back
i have a full time Job and Part time job.
Just got myself into a very very tight position need
to pay off certain bills NOW
NO SCAM PLEASE! TIRE OF SCAMS THAT HAVE WASTED MY TIME AND TAKE MONEY FROM ME THAT I DON'T HAVE.
HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm not a financial expert, but clearly pleading for large sums of money in a place crawling with scammers is not a wise move. If you have a history of paying the Stupid Tax, don't go asking for a bigger shovel.
This post was written by: Gord McCord
Gord McCord, webmaster at You Suck at Kijiji, makes fun of funny things on Kijiji. Do not take him too seriously. Also do not take yourself too seriously. Follow him on Twitter
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4 Responses to “YSAK 35: More of the same”
April 20, 2010 at 6:03 PM
I am a private loan lender by MRS. CHAD WHITE, i give certified loans to
serious minded individuals and company at an interest rate of 5% with total
loan repayment allowed weekly monthly or yearly depending on how you can
make repayments if interested email me at mrs.florawhitee@hotmail.comWe only
offer out in: Dollars,Pounds,Euro and Naira only.Apply with the following
details:Name,Address,Cell num,Occupation,Monthly income,Loan amount
needed&Duration. Email:wbennychad@gmail.com
April 20, 2010 at 6:10 PM
Hello,
How are you doing today?, Hope splendid and above all, happy new year, and
i hope your new year celebration was good...
Well, this message is to notify you that we are currently offering funds to
persons as loan at a negotiable interest rate within 3%.. Interested persons
should contact us via email
Please you have to ensure that you are credit worthy to pay back before you
contact us, and also before you indicate an amount that you are requesting
for, or you can contact us for more information and proceedings to get a
loan via *email at lady.faithwhite@gmail.com also...
N.B: We finance loans at a minimum of $2 000 and at a maximum of $3
000,000.00
Have a nice day, and your response is anticipated...
April 21, 2010 at 2:44 PM
Hilarious ... loan fraud comments on a post about loan fraud.
May 31, 2010 at 9:10 PM
Hello,
My Name is Mrs Erica Brown, A Private And Government Approved Loan Lender ,I offer loans to individuals and public firms for businesses and personal purposes, I give out loans with a low interest rate of 4%, so any interested borrower that is in need of financial assistance should Reply to this below Email: erica_financialloans101@hotmail.com with the following details
BORROWER'S INFORMATION NEEDED
Your Names:.............
Address:................
Phone Number:...........
Amount Needed:..........
Duration:.............
Occupation:.............
Monthly Income:...
Sex:....................
State:..................
Country:................
Age........................
Best Regards,
Mrs Erica Brown.
Reply to this Email: erica_financialloans101@hotmail.com
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