Friday, June 26, 2009

YSAK Michael Jackson Special Edition

Michael Jackson is dead. Let the sucking begin.

A greedy newspaper-hoarder from Brooklyn, NY posts:

NY Daily news Michael Jackson collectors edition
Price: $5,000.00

Did you miss the special NY Daily News Michael Jackson edition? I have 8 copies for sale.
Don't miss a piece of history a collectors edition keepsake!!
My price is 5k for one copy as they are going to get scarce, a small price to pay for an MJ fan.
In a few years they will only grow in terms of worth.
Unfortunate scalper in Surrey, BC:

Pair of Michael Jackson Tickets - July 24th, 2009
Price: $1,200.00
This ad from Winnipeg is, in all likelihood, not from Winnipeg ... and the product has nothing to do with MJ's death, aside from the price:

Memorial Collector Edition Michael Jackson Music Silks
Price: $75.00

In memory of "The King of Pop" Collector Edition Music Silks!
On, June 25th, 2009, "The King of Pop", Michael Jackson, passed away, leaving a void that can never be filled. To all his fans I offer a Limited Edition Music Silk for $75.00 US. These Silks represent "The King of Pop" during his most successful era, the 80's. Due to the limited number of Silks available, with an anticipated sell out, I recommend you act fast if you want a piece of music history. Celebrate the life of "The King of Pop" and his stellar career with one of these beautiful, collectible, Music Silks.The Silks are 3 feet by 5 feet in size. Please add $10.00US for shipping.

Hamilton, Ontario buyers can play dress-up:

Is this The Joker or Michael Jackson? You'll have to look closely to be able to tell.Michael Jackson mask
Price: Please contact

Michael Jackson mask, in great condition. Used once.
Great collectors item, or for Halloween costume.

Match it with this obscenely overpriced used t-shirt:

**** Michael Jackson vintage t-shirt ... vary rare! ****
Price: $2,000.00
Address: Montréal

This t-shirt was mine since i was just a kid ... it has Michael Jackson's face on the front when he was at his prime (about 20-23 years of age)

Only serious bidders please (starts at $2000) ... picture available upon request.

Happy Bidding !

Have you found any more wacky Jacko offers on your local Kijiji? Send 'em in.
Oh, and in case you didn't hear, Farrah Fawcett died. Yesterday should've been *her* day, but her story got buried.

2 Responses to “YSAK Michael Jackson Special Edition”

Anonymous said...
July 16, 2009 at 2:24 AM

Hey from Winnipeg, go to I am the person with the silks, really from Winnipeg.

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