KijijiVague: Missed Connections: 1

I wonder to myself ... do people *ever* connect through the missed connections ads? Here are a few who put everything they've got into making a serious link to reality.

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You!

I saw you. You're hot.
Please reply.
Kthnx.

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Vagueness and Strangeness.

I see you everywhere, and weird stuff happens when I do.
I've never seen your eyes.
Who are you?

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u are working at BURGER KING !

hey.. i drove thru.. took my order.. u were very cute..

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ilovepussy

i need pusse nown 18 to 99

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Canada Tire New Minas

To the BBW on Saturday morning in Canada tire , you were with your partner I think , I was with one of my Kids , You were a turn on for me , I think you seen me looking at you a couple of times

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virtuous man

hi first time here i do lake to meet special ,one lady, romantic ,sincere, out door loving, humer,trustworthy, my lakeing bik rid, music, tennis, camping , i hop to meet attractive,trustworthy ,35,+,(chanis. philippins.tha.)for partener and soulmat

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the guy u love so much

way end werre... im at homme on 50000 bail i dont undertand.we werre so much in love .enny way, you lef me a masage to find you.but no idea.end my condition do not allow .for any one how want no my story .slide me a w

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