Friday, June 19, 2009
Send in your Kijiji crap!
Do you like this story?
If you happen upon a Kijiji listing you believe ought to be seen here, you’re invited to email it to yousuckatkijiji@gmail.com.
The email-this-posting-to-a-friend option might work — but the good (bad) stuff often gets flagged for deletion. You’d really be better off copying the text and saving the pictures. Then send me that.
I can’t emphasize the importance of sending in the photos strongly enough, can I? Picture = gold.
If you have your own witty remarks about the post, go ahead and share. But be forewarned that your wit is also fair game for mocking.
Dig deep, dig wide. I don’t browse across the country and beyond, so you, kind readers, are the eyes, ears, hands and buttocks of this site.
PS -- Don't forget to send the pictures! Studies show people jump to the PS first. Did you?
This post was written by: Gord McCord
Gord McCord, webmaster at You Suck at Kijiji, makes fun of funny things on Kijiji. Do not take him too seriously. Also do not take yourself too seriously. Follow him on Twitter
35 Responses to “Send in your Kijiji crap!”
January 31, 2013 at 10:45 AM
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June 27, 2013 at 1:45 AM
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July 5, 2013 at 5:45 PM
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September 28, 2013 at 4:49 PM
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November 29, 2013 at 12:47 PM
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November 29, 2013 at 4:25 PM
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December 25, 2013 at 9:00 PM
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April 27, 2014 at 11:24 AM
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May 11, 2014 at 7:31 PM
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