Following along after yesterday's post about a poet who can't spell "poem", here's an artist who's keen to permanently alter your prized musical instruments. His paintings are gorgeous, but I'm not sure I'd trust this guy when it comes to the details, based on his ad:

wont a 1 off painted guitar or bass??????
Price: Please contact

i will paint your stuff for you
takes up to a month to compleat as the more time i have to work the better it will be
it is best if i resive only the body for paint
hear are 4 guitars ihave painted ,the last is just being started
live fire is being added as a backdrop to a song bord full of flaming notes

Remind me to tell you about that tattoo place I saw that had spelling problems in the name of the company.