Wednesday, July 15, 2009

YSAK 61: Darth Vader falls victim to economic downturn



The Evil Galactic Empire is having little luck issuing bonds to finance construction of the new Death Star, and so turns to Kijiji Winnipeg:


Wanted: $996 BILLION DOLLARS
SOMEONE PLEASE LOAN ME $996 BILLION DOLLARS ASAP!!!! I MUST BUILD A GIANT ION CANNON ASAP, TO DEFEND EARTH FROM ASTEROIDS/ALIENS.

THANKS -KEVIN

Ion cannon destroying a small part of earth from space

Geek break: What's an Ion Cannon?


Wikipedia says: In science fiction an ion cannon is a beam weapon that fires beams of ions (atoms or molecules with an electrical charge). Due to its power it is usually classified as a superweapon.


Wookiepedia says: An ion cannon was a weapon which fired highly ionized particles or highly ionized plasma.

3 Responses to “YSAK 61: Darth Vader falls victim to economic downturn”

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February 24, 2010 at 10:59 AM

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You Suck at Kijiji said...
February 26, 2010 at 1:53 PM

Lucas:

You're so full of it.

Everyone else:

Don't do business with Lucas.


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August 30, 2010 at 10:40 AM

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