Wednesday, July 15, 2009
YSAK 61: Darth Vader falls victim to economic downturn
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The Evil Galactic Empire is having little luck issuing bonds to finance construction of the new Death Star, and so turns to Kijiji Winnipeg:
Wanted: $996 BILLION DOLLARS
SOMEONE PLEASE LOAN ME $996 BILLION DOLLARS ASAP!!!! I MUST BUILD A GIANT ION CANNON ASAP, TO DEFEND EARTH FROM ASTEROIDS/ALIENS.
THANKS -KEVIN
Geek break: What's an Ion Cannon?
Wikipedia says: In science fiction an ion cannon is a beam weapon that fires beams of ions (atoms or molecules with an electrical charge). Due to its power it is usually classified as a superweapon.
Wookiepedia says: An ion cannon was a weapon which fired highly ionized particles or highly ionized plasma.
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4 Responses to “YSAK 61: Darth Vader falls victim to economic downturn”
February 24, 2010 at 10:59 AM
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