YSAK 83: Shame on you for not having hired me already!

Humble? No! Champion speller? No! Confident? F*** YEAH!!!

THE BEST SALESMAN IN THE WORLD

I AM UNDOUBTLY THE BEST SALESMAN IN THE WORLD. IF YOU WANT TO BOOST SALES AND MAKE YOUR SALES GROW THEN I AM YOUR MAN. NOW YOUR PROBABLY THINKING WHAT IS THE CATCH? WELL THE CATCH IS I AM NOT INTERESTED IN FLY BY NIGHTS.....

-AVON
-INSURANCE
-MELALUCA
-ANY MULTILEVEL MARKETING
-ANY PYRAMIDS
-MARY KAY
-ANY DOOR TO DOOR SALES
-ANY COLD CALLING OR ANYTHING SOLD OUT THE BACK OF A TRUCK!!

IF YOU ARE PART OF ANY OF THE ABOVE I AM NOT INTERESTED.
BUT I AM INTERESTED IN :

-CAR DEALERSHIPS (LARGE OR SMALL)
-FURNITURE STORES
-ELECTRONIC STORES
-PRIVATE COMPANIES WITH LARGE PROFITS
-ANYTHING THAT CAN START MAKING MONEY THAT DAY
-E.T.C

I AM SITTING HOME RIGHT NOW WAITING FOR YOU TO RESPOND, IF YOU HONESTLY WANT THE BEST SALESMAN IN THE WORLD, DONT DELAY REPLY TODAY.. I WONT LAST LONG THERES ONLY ONE OF ME AND MILLIONS OF COMPANIES

The best salesman in the world knows that he can sit at home and people will bring job offers to him through Kijiji -- HE'S THAT GOOD, DAMN YOU! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, JERK!?

Just don't ask him to cold-call anyone. You know, real salsemen don't *do* that.