YSAK 84: Why resumes aren't written on cell phones

When your resume looks like a drunk text message, you're going to stay unemployed:

A person looking for an accounting job:

payroll

if i go to pay someone back pay is this going to cause a big issue.

i am avilible for bg

i am avilible for any kind of bg work in flm thank u i will travel and have car

i have for sale used thing good for fleamarket

i will liet it all go for one price

Wanted: i am looking to buy a fixer upper

i am looking to buy fixer uppers or if u just got it and dont want it or cant aford it before giveit back and get bad crited let me no i will take it of ur hand also if u no someone that is going to loss there home let them no about me thank u i fix and sale and rent out also thank u home and rental units

This post was written by: Gord McCord

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