YSAK 95: Take my wife's stuff, please!

Just had to put this in its original font color & size. Bitter much?

Headline: GRAND SEPERATION SALE ON NOW!!!!!!!!!!

SHE DECIDED SHE WANTED TO SEPERATE

SHE WANTED TO BE SINGLE

SHE WANTED HER FREEDOM

SHE WANTED HER SPACE

SO EVERYTHING IS FOR SALE!!!!!!!!!!!!

A VAN ( 2005 CHEVY UPLANDER )
A TRUCK ( 2000 DODGE DAKOTA QUAD CAB FULLY LOADED
A HEAVY DUTY DOUBLE AXLE TRAILER
2 ESTABLISHED SMALL BUSINESSES,
A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE
TOOLS
TOYS

AB LOUNGE CHAIR
WEIGHT SET
BLIZZAC WINTER TIRES

THE CARS TABLE AND CHAIRS
COMPLETE PATIO SET

A CRANKY EX ( NO RETURN/REFUND )

AND EVERYTHING ELSE!!!!

MUST SELL THE BUSINESSES ASAP !!!!

JUST CALL xxx-xxxx WITH WHAT YOUR LOOKING FOR AND IF I HAVE IT YOU CAN BUY IT.....

OR COME BY AND TAKE A LOOK AND MAKE AN OFFER, ALL IS FOR SALE


PLEASE CALL xxx-xxxx

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