YSAK 97: Misery loves company

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Wanted: talk

I want to hear something, tell me about your day, how your coffee was how your step child deserves a kick in the nuts or a serious knock upside the head. Tell me about how you would like to cheat on your husband or slap your wife but have the descency not to. I am placing this add for people who just want to rant online. Go ahead tell me everything you really want to say to the people who bother you the most.

Isn't this what bartenders are for? You can mix drinks, get paid for it, and get an earful. Alternately, become a radio talk show host. Same benefits.