Saturday, November 14, 2009

YSAK 141: Socializing the entertainment industry, or, GIMME A FREE PLAZMA

Life is hard for a lot of people. Some people aren't eating enough. Some live out in the cold. Others endure abuse. Systemic discrimination holds talented people down.

And then there are others.

Others in our lives we choose to ignore. They're shunned. They can't make conversation on a level with their peers. Because they simply don't have what it takes.

They aren't entertained.

Is it society's job? Should the government step in? Should corporations do their part to help these folks? No. No, we must troll Kijiji to find the under-entertained, and extend a hand of help. Pass the remote control, people.

Wanted: home theathre system
Price Free

i need a home theathre me if you can give me one.

looking for a tv
Price Free

hello iam in need of a tv i had 2 tv's and they both blew i have 2 kids and no tv so if you have one you no longer need we could surly use it must be dropped off thanks very much

Wanted: non working plazma tv,s
Price Free

i,ll take your older non working plazma tv,s out a me.

Wanted: christmas dontions
Price Free

its nearing the holiday season.looking for older laptops.lcd tv,s.even if you have left over gift me.

Wanted: lcd tv,s or 27 inch ones
Price Free

seeing if any one out there can help me out now i need your older 27 inch tv,s or lcd tv,s.reply to my ad.

Guess what? They're all in Fredericton.

And I'm virtually certain that none of these entertainment-hungry people will bite on this ad for a FREE television:
13 intch tv
Price Free

I have had this tv for about seven years but it still works well other then the two minor magnet spots . It's free to anyone who wants it just need to pick it up ..

3 Responses to “YSAK 141: Socializing the entertainment industry, or, GIMME A FREE PLAZMA”

Anonymous said...
November 16, 2009 at 11:03 AM

Hey, that's Fredericton Free Stuff Guy, aka Mr.-I-Want-Your-Stuff-For-Free-And-Have-Hundreds-Of-Ads-Asking-For-It.

With the time this guy takes in writing his hundreds of ads, he could be out working for a living.

Unknown said...
November 17, 2009 at 5:13 PM

Yup, several of those are from the same guy. He has five pages of ads. His job ambition: he wants to be a "leaf raker" or painter. Otherwise, he wants your TVs, home theatre systems, computers, cell phones, etc.

Anonymous said...
November 25, 2009 at 7:38 AM

I have had the great honour of meeting the famous Fredericton-Free-Stuff-Guy (aka Gordon Knight) in person- he is toothless, scary, mildly retarded, and pushes a bicycle laden with random crap. I offered to give him an old DVD player and he stalked me mercilessly for weeks until my husband got involved and scared him off. I can't imagine that anyone would hire him for any type of real job, hence his constant Kijiji posting.

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