KijijiSuck 153: Free Porsche, please!

Found on Twitter/Twitpic:

Wanted: I really need a Porsche

I am a poor engineer from Europe with no money, looking for a used Porsche. If you just bought a new one or if you have an old one sitting around please donate it to me. Thank you! P.s.: I am willing to work for it part time.

Thanks to @Cokebear17 for the find!