YSAK 176: Help me cover up my crime

My coworker just wondered out loud if someone wrote this while high.

Wanted: free turtle

I was at my friend's house and he had a turtle. When he wasn't in his room i stole his turtle, and now i can't remember where I put it. If anyone has a free turtle I can put back in his tank that would be a major help, as I don't want my friend to beat me up. Right now he thinks his turtle climbed out of the tank, what an idiot. Anyways, I don't really care what kind of turtle it is, if it is a different type of turtle than the one i stole I can just tell me friend that the turtle evolved like pokemon do.

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