YSAK 183: Looking to hibernate with cable TV, free

At the time I write this, more than 13-thousand people have viewed this guy's ad. Don't you wonder why no one has made him a convincing offer?

Wanted: Wanted: A Free Place to Stay for the Winter

I need a free place to stay for the winter. I am a gentleman mid 40's, no job, no money and no assets. I would like a private room in your home preferrably furnished and with carpeting. An extra cable tv line would be nice as well and I would also like internet access as I may get a free computer I am advertising for.

So if you can help me out, email me with your location and I will bus by and have a look at your home to see if it is satisfactory. Thanks.
PS: Only homes on Nanaimo Transit will be considered.
Please only serious replies.

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