YSAK 198: How maritimers sell cars

Found via Twitter. One of the best Kijiji ads ever.

1981 Buick Park Avenue all the luxuries bigbad BuickSedan
Price $1,500.00

For Sale By Owner
Make Buick
Model Park Avenue
Trim all the luxuries
Year 1981
Kilometers 87000
Body Type Sedan
Transmission Automatic
Colour Green
Drivetrain Rear-wheel drive (RWD)
Fuel Type Gasoline

The ol car got a big block 307 high output in er'. Worked real good but missin a head now, an a timin shaft . Carburator was bunged up a bit, could be fixed easily with either. Never hurt that there big rochestor Quadrajet. Rear ends still A1 in er'. 200 r4 oldsmobile overdrive Tranny sittin back in er', works good dont miss a gear.Never winter driven. Good Tires, good brakes an a real good horn. Missin Windshield due to a crazy lady with a 3/4 ton ford broker' out on me. Big moon roof in er'. Concert sound sterio in er'. Solid frame bent slightly at front but can be capped and straightened out easily. The ol Buick's awfully good on gas get prettynier 50 mile ta the gallan with er'. Car looks rough but is an awfull jewel, hate to get rid of er, but, have to letter go someday i guess. Hope this car was as good to you as it was ta me.

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