Monday, March 8, 2010

YSAK 214: Fo Shizzle, my tenant


$560 HOLY SHIZ IS THAT A ROOM FOR RENT?




HEY GURL. You bet your nomadic tush it is. Do you want to be homeless? Then you better come check this room for rent out.
It has WALLS and a CEILING. BLOCKS THE FREAKIN WIND AND RAIN FOOL!
OMG THE LOCATION IS THE SHIZ. You can WALK to Spring Garden and Barrington from here. So you can get your drink on and do some mackin playa.
Minutes from DAL and SMU cause we all about higher education up in here.
You could hit Point Pleasant Park with a ROCK. But don’t. We keep it civilized.
Man the room… you can put your bed and furniture UP IN HERE! So you can sleep, chill, even EAT. You got a private bedroom! We ain’t bunk bedding out this mothertrucker.
We got ELECTRICITY. POWER ALL YOUR APPLIANCES. No need for candles or firewood, because we got LIGHTS and HEAT. There’s even a BATHROOM. I’m talking HOT WATER in the shower.
-         This pad has doors so people don’t come up in yo space
-         This place has windows so you can see outside and shiz. WASSUP NEIGHBOURS! AND A VIEW OF HALIFAX HARBOUR. Snap.
-         There is PARKING so you can park your fly ride, AND it’s close to bus routes and shiz, if you prefer to take a really big ride with lots of other people.
-    FREE WIRELESS INTERNET. Creep all over facebook for NOTHIN. Your hard earned cash isn't payin for creepin, the building is. HOW SWEET IS THAT?
This is a Lease takeover April – September
I am pretty eager to get someone in here, so I would even barter a little. Just like the olden days. It will be a blast. I'm talking NEGOTIATIONS mang.
You will have two badazz new roommates, who are employed and tidy and whatnot. So if you are a lady who is a student, or a young professional, or has money and needs a place, YOU GOTSTA GET IN TOUCH.
We are lookin for a LADY, so ladies need only apply.
I'm a girl by the way. Not a creepy guy.

1 Responses to “YSAK 214: Fo Shizzle, my tenant”

Dr. J said...
March 14, 2010 at 12:31 AM

Betting it's a creepy guy


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