YSAK 218: What a *budget* wedding menu gets you

Umm, waiter? I'm not sure I understand where one course ends the other begins. And what's a potatoe?

" ON A BUDGET " CATERING & MENU

WE ARE NOW TAKING BOOKINGS FOR THE REMAINDER OF THE 2010 AND YOUR 2011 WEDDING AND BANQUET SEASON. WE DO ALL OF THE MARITME PROVINCES. WE DO IT ALL FROM BIG TO SMALL--YOUNG AND OLD --HOT OR COLD. WE SPECIALIZE IN THE FOLLOWING  TURKEY--HOT BEEF--ROAST PORK--CHICKEN BREAST--BAKED HAM--COLD PLATE --FINGER FOODS--HOT AND COLD BUFFETS. WE REQUIRE A $100 TO HOLD THE DATE WITH 50 % DOWN 45 DAYS BEFORE THE EVENT AND THE BALANCE PAID 5 DAYS BEFORE THE EVENT. THERE IS A CONTRACT TO BE SIGNED THE DAY YOU PAY YOUR DEPOSIT. OUR PRICES INCLUDE TEA, COFFEE, PUNCH, A ROLL , DESERT ,TAXES AS WELL AS ALL PAPER PRODUCTS. FOR MORE INFO PLEASE CALL 506-204-0834 OR EMAIL ME AT mailto:BILBONNB@YAHOO.COM ---THE FOLLOWING ARE THE ITEMS WE OFFER FOR HOT MEALS --ALL MEALS COME WITH A ROLL, DESERT, TEA ,COFFEE,PUNCH AS WELL AS ALL PAPER PRODUCTS (PLEASE MAKE SURE THAT YOUR HALL UNDERSTANDS THAT YOU WILL BE HAVING YOUR OWN CATERER)  HOT TURKEY WITH 2 SCOOPS OF MASHED POTATO,2 VEGGIES,STUFFING, GRAVY AND CRANBERRIES $13 PER PLATE----ROAST BEEF WITH 2 SCOOPS OF POTATOES,2 VEGGIES,BEETS $12 PER PLATE----ROAST PORK,2 SCOOPS OF POTATOES, 2 VEGGIES,CHOW-CHOW $ 10 PER PLATE----CHICKEN BREAST, 2 SCOOPS OF POTATOES OR RICE PILAF , 2 VEGGIES,PINEAPPLE SAUCE OR SWEET AND SOUR SAUCE $11 PER PLATE---BAKED HAM DINNER WITH SCALLOPED OR MASHED POTATOES,2 VEGGIES ,PICKLES $ 10. PER PLATE---COLD PLATE 2 SCOOPS OF POTATO SALAD,1 SCOOP OF MAC SALAD,1 SCOOP OF REAL CHICKEN SALAD,2 SLICES OF TOUPEE HAM,LETTUCE,TOMATO AND CUKES $9 PER PLATE . YOU WILL HAVE TO BE ABLE TO GUARANTEE A MINIMUM AMOUNT OF PLATES. YOU WILL HAVE TO PICK THE ITEMS FROM THE LIST BEFORE I CAN QUOTE YOU A PRICE THIS IS OUR BUFFET CHOICE MENU---MEAT TRAY I RECOMMEND 4 MEATS-CHICKEN,ROAST BEEF,PASTRAMI OR SMOKED MEAT AND HAM---VEGGY TRAY-CAULIFLOWER,BROCCOLI,BABY CARROTS,CELERY,MUSHROOMS,RADISHES,TOMATOE AND CUKES.----FRUIT TRAY-WATERMELON,HONEY DEW, CANTALOUPE,RED AND GREEN GRAPES.---POTATOE SALAD,MAC SALAD,TOSSED SALAD, STUFFED PITA POCKETS, TORTIELLA BREAD, BAGETTE BREAD ,WHITE OR WHOLE WHEAT BREAD (THESE WILL HAVE FILLINGS OF THE FOLLOWING- EGG,CHICKEN SALAD,CREAM CHEESE AND CHERRY, SLICED MEAT OR YOUR CHOICE).---SKEWERS-CHICKEN WITH CHERRIES AND ORANGE PEPPER,SHRIMP WITH GREEN AND YELLOW PEPPERS, BABY SCALLOPS WITH PINEAPPLE AND RED GRAPES, AND ROAST BEEF CHUNKS WITH GREEN AND RED PEPPERS.---MEAT BALLS WITH 2 SAUCES (HONEY GARLIC AND A HOMEMADE SAUCE) CHICKEN BREAST CHUNKS WITH A PINEAPPLE SAUCE,, ROAST BEEF WITH ONIONS,GREEN PEPPER,MUSHROOM IN A BEEF SAUCE.---HAM AND PINEAPPLE CHUNKS WITH A CLOVE SAUCE THESE ARE SERVED WITH PASTA OR RICE    HAM\POTATOE SCALLOP -- HASH BROWN CASSEROLE --CHICKEN SOUP --  SEAFOOD CHOWDER --  MEATBALLS -- SPICY BEEF TIPS -- CHICKEN WINGS -- SAUCY CHICKEN -- CHUNKY HAM AND PEPPERS \SWEET & SOUR SAUCE -- ALL SERVED WITH RICE AND  OR NOODLES  -- ROLLS & BISCUITS.

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