YSAK 220: Linseed makeup?

I need your help on this one. Does this ad make complete sense or does it not?

Does she mean licensed or linseed? A gate eye for colour or good eye? Welling to travel or willing? Just finished or just furnished? Arable or available? I'm puzzled.

Linseed makeup artist arable NOW!

I am a linseed makeup artist that just furnished and just starting out and want to work for you.
If you have a movie, musicale, play, or photo shoot and need a makeup artist with a gate eye for color, form and detail.
I’m your girl.
I’m located in Halifax and I’m welling to travel all over .
Call or email to gat me for you projected now .
Kayla rhynold

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