Saturday, March 27, 2010

YSAK 225: Buy your teenager this disposable car

Piece of crap 1999 Pontiac Montana (she's rough)

Price $888.00
Make Pontiac
Model Montana & SV6
Year 1999
Kilometers 170000
Colour Green
Transmission Automatic
Fuel Type Gasoline
Drivetrain Front-wheel drive (FWD)
UPDATE! I WILL DONATE HALF OF WHAT YOU PAY TO THE ROYAL LEPAGE SHELTER FOUNDATION! All donations will end up at teh LaSalle Women's Shelter in Edmonton.

What a piece of hud! Please spare us from having to keep this ugly lump parked on the front street and buy it. It still runs ok, but we hate it because it's a money pit and we got a new van. The transmission is usually good, but if you gun it off the block it will skip on you. Not good. Also, the engine (which we had to replace about 4 years ago with a rebuilt that only had 64000 on it) is mixing oil with coolant. I'm pretty sure that's not normal. It still works, but to make it right you have to replace the head gasket. Probably an expensive job.

Some cool things about it are, it has 7 seats, and you can take out the back 5. Can you say perfect vehicle for touring around your band across rural Alberta? That's right. Awesome. Also, it has a tape deck AND CD player, with a 7-BAND EQ!!!! Best selling feature EVAR!!

It even comes with some dents and scratches, so you won't worry about making it look worse when you go bushwacking in it or plough through fences with the cops on your tail (not that I've ever done this).

It is a Pontiac-ok, so the company went under, but don't worry, lots of these bad boys died, so there are always parts in scrap yards to replace on an ongoing basis as it perpetually deteriorates on you.

If you're really looking for a good time, you could push it off a large cliff and tape it for that short film you've been working on.

Or, if you're worried about your teenager driving your properly-functioning vehicle and you'd rather see them practice the derby in something less valuable, this is the tank for you!

Please, don't all call me at once. But, do call, if you think that the stars have aligned in your world and you're ready for the drive of your life!

-Jerry

1 Responses to “YSAK 225: Buy your teenager this disposable car”

KeithDAndrade said...
January 5, 2012 at 1:23 PM

Amazing! I love it.


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