Wednesday WTF: Kijiji Time traveler seeks drinking companion, sand

Let's take a trip, shall we? A selection of ads posted by this man, who calls himself Paul..

beach
whant to go beach and drink ber looking for somebody with lisince to drive me

beach
looking for female driver to go beach drive my truck

driver
looking for female driver to go beach drive my truck i live sackvile want to drink some beer dodnt want to drive tks

2005 Chevrolet Avalanche lt
sell my 2005 avalanche lt loaed sun roof leathe seats have 22'' verda rim with falcon tires 285/40/22 ruber pluss oringle rims tires .have dule exaust on sounds mint , cant aford truck right now!!must...

freinds
looking for somebody to hang with during the day married man 38 looking for day time fun beach drinking beer ,,canoeing puffen, hangen out what you waiting for !!email me soon reddy to head out!!!

beach
bored any body want to go beach and hang male 30s no fun along

looking for day time friend
married 39 yr old man!!!looking for friend to have fun with durring weekdays have a truck love beaches walks and a puff,anything outside,email male me if u like to hook up

honeywell prestige hd comfort system kit
Have a bran new prestige hd comfort system kit for sale reg price $499.00 won it gofff tormenent ,,have one dont need best offer gets it no low balles please

boating
male 4o here looking to go boating have no boat willing to split gas ,im chief cook off shore ..do i all cooking lol bring suplies tks paul

labour for hire
looking to make extra cash !!!!!have own truck can do earners!!lawn momer!!! if any one needs there lawn cut or wood stack or split..little jobs email me and i will get back to u paul cheers!!!! hope ...

friend
40 yr old man looking for friends during, the day somebody that likes to go driving around see the sights..the beach have a beer.chill what ever longs your cool ..

im 39male loking for friend
39 looking for driving parterer for day time fun!!

lookinf day time friend
looking for day time friend 39 6ft3 210 like to have fun hang for the day and see what happens

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Okay. So, he goes from 39 ... to 40 ... to 39 ... to 38. He has a truck, loves to drive, but has no license. He loves drinking beer and smoking weed all day while cruising the beach, and is an excellent person to hire for your business. Of course, we can't forget the gofff tormenent. As if we could.

This post was written by: Gord McCord

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