Tuesday, September 7, 2010

YSAK 263: Failure to launch, needs sitter

pets > other > Ad ID 225155601

30 yr old needs to be looked after
Price Free
I have a 30 yr old son that needs a new home. he's house trained and pretty good at video games. Will not work or show appreciation for kindness so you must be a patient female with time on her hands to cater to his every need. He likes to stay warm and curl up with some video's in the winter. If you are or no someone that would be willing to put up with my son I will deliver anywhere anytime within a 1000 mile radius. Please contact by e-mail I wouldn't want him answering the phone and you tipping him off. I'll just tell him that we are going on a little adventure to get him in the car. ps if you have some handcuffs they maybe needed for the first few days.

2 Responses to “YSAK 263: Failure to launch, needs sitter”

Anonymous said...
September 9, 2010 at 12:41 AM

Is he hung like a donkey???

RJ said...
September 13, 2010 at 4:03 PM

Wow, what a great deal, catering to the every need of a large baby who lives with his mommy at the age of 30. (warning: "every need" involves sweeping up crumbs sprayed in a 10 foot radius whilst he's curled up in his jammies watching porn; scraping dick cheese; providing constant supply of pepsi and doritos)

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