Monday, September 13, 2010

YSAK 265: Wanted: Archnemesis

I've been finding a lot of not-suck, borderline-funny ads via Twitter here's one.

Wanted: Nemesis or Archnemesis
Address North Bay, ON

I currently have an opening for either a nemesis or archnemesis. The job doesn't require much. Just that we frequently have mexican stand-off type scenarios when we spot each other in public. Other duties might include shaking your fist and staring when you pass me in a vehicle, inviting me for a drink after poisoning your drink then attempting to switch drinks with me, shouting my last name into the sky while clenching your fists, as well as hatching evil ploys that will continuously be foiled by yours truly.
Compensation will be based on commission only. If you really want to succeed, you're going to need your own evil crime lab.

1 Responses to “YSAK 265: Wanted: Archnemesis”

Fun With Kijiji said...
July 24, 2011 at 12:30 PM

This post was my borderline funny concauction. You can read some of the best responses by following my link. Thanks for posting.

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