Wednesday, September 15, 2010

YSAK 266: Coffee table does what it claims to do

From Cambridge, another goody via Twitter:

Coffee Table, Old, Still Holds Coffee
Price $10.00

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This coffee table has many exciting features such as four legs and surface area for coffee—or, if you will, Cheetohs. Will not hold engine blocks or stacks of gold bullions as they exceed maximum weight capacity. BONUS: underside shelf to put your secret hidden coffee. Possibly once owned by Sir Ian McKellan, although it's hard to say for sure.

The dimensions are 32" x 18" x 17.5".

If you were to measure the surface area of the table in units of coffee mugs, that would be 7 mugs x 4 mugs. That's a total of 28 mugs on an entire table. That's a standard-sized mug, not one of those pretentious six-and-a-half inchers used by coffee-dependents.

Wood finish is a bit worn from years of dabbling in super-science.

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Pictured below: Coffee table, coffee table with killer lightning bolt.

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