Resume roundup

Today we have a grab-bag of people posting in "Resumes", which, of course, is for people LOOKING FOR WORK. Which of these folks would you hire, or even let through your door?

best nanny ever

i work 6 tell 12am and after that im free all day justm and my 3 year old im from nb and dont know meny pople and would like to tack in some other kids ih in my home i have 5 years exx with dva and spichel needs and went to nscc for tourism and party plz gave me a call 431xxxx 902431xxxx

Will do ANYTHING for Money!

Normally a technical support guy, I've decided I'll try ANYTHING.
Need work now.

now hiring emale models for swingers club

now hiring models for swingers club video

That same poster has an ad seeking "escorts" for an "escort agency", and "models" to be paid $1200 for two hours. But, also:

Hiring
now hiring person to book aerating , snowremoval for local landscaping comany. Position is to start immediately call 499-4147 from 9am - 1 am

Why not give a call and see if you can get something dirty?

NEED GONE ASAP! HAIRDRESSING HEAD!

i have for sale one hairdressing head ill take 50 dollers for the friest one to come and get it.. she like new u can perm die curl anything to her hair.. i need gone asap as my phone just broke and i need money to fix it willing to even take 40 needs to be gone asap tho!... im in truro so pick up is a must! email me at mailto:brittanyhollingsworth2005@hotmail.com or respond to this add... her hair is brown and it real human hair!

burner mechanic

be very careful burner mechanics about jobs on the eastern shore from one company ok just to let you know

writer

I am a writer and am available for any type of assignment. I have recently worked on some websites if you want to check my work out drop me a line.
Wade