YSAK 296: Trading pussy for video games (but it's Black Ops!)

Friendly White Feline for Call Of Duty: Black Ops (X360)
Price Free

Hi!

I'm willing to give away this fine, youthful feline, only 2 years old, to a loving household in exchange for Call of Duty: Black Ops for the xbox 360 console.

Potty trained, very loving and adorable, all shots up to date, neutered, and loves to play video games with its owner.

He is very adventurous and is currently seeking a new home and life.

If you're wondering if this is a serious ad, it absolutely is.



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Okay, if you think this is bad, here's my own personal version.

When I was a kid, I had all the Star Wars stuff. Not *all* (I never got the AT-AT), but I had pretty much all the figures, most of the vehicles, and on and on.

But what I really wanted, for some reason, was Expansion Module #2 for the ColecoVision. Kids, that was a steering wheel gadget that came with the video game Turbo.

I don't know why my mom let me do this, but she took me downtown to the only comic book shop in town and I sold my whole Star Wars collection to the Comic Wizard for $50 so I could buy the steering wheel gadget. $50 for stuff that, today, probably would net me enough to be a real car.

So, don't judge the guy who's selling a cat for a copy of the game of the moment.

He'll be judging himself in years to come. Presuming he's 11 years old right now.