YSAK 307: How to write a Kijiji ad with a regional accent

I swear, this ad is 100% legit. Or "liget" in whatever dialect this is:

Wanted: roofing job

hi there i have 5 years in roofing and i was doing it tell today my boss lift for pei so i need a nother job i love roofing and iv ben at it for 5 years know so i know what im doing and i have all my one tools and i live in halifax ns on evens av i dont have a veacle so i will need to be pick up but im willing to pay for gas if you want so plese if you have work for me plese email me asap thanks chris

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