Tuesday, January 18, 2011

YSAK 318: Crazy new cult! Get in on the ground floor!

Taking a break from trying desperately to sell a starter for a 1992 Jetta, this person has posted some wacky stuff in Friends & Networking. Can someone who speaks crazy decipher this for us?

JOIN HEAVENS DOME 332 FREE
Address Main St N & Williams Pkwy, Brampton, ON L6V, Canada

THIS IS FOR CATHOLICS AND CHRISTIANS MY MOM PASSED AWAY AND THAT DAY IN THE FUNERAL HOME HE SPOKE THEN HE TOLD ME LOOK FOR A SIGN TONITE AS IAM SAYING MY PRAYERS HE SAID YOUR PRAYER WILL BE ANSWERED YOUR MOTHER WILL BE GOING TO HEAVEN BUT YOU MUST START YOUR OWN DOME AND GET MORE MEMBERS ONLY THOSE WHO YOU JUDGE REALLY WANT TO COME TO HEAVEN SO HERE IAM OFFERING YOUALL TO JOIN MY DOME 332 THERE WILL BE UPDATES ON OUR MEMBERS AND WHO WILL BE FOLLOWING ME TO DOME 332 WHO WILL JOIN ME IN THE STRUCTURE OF DOME 332 GOD WILL BLESS YOU ALL TODAY & TOMORROW MISS P S
and the other one ...
JOIN DOME 332 HEAVENS GATEWAY

MY MOM PASSED IN NOV I BEGGED GOD PLEASE MAKE SURE SHE GOSE TO HEAVEN THE NEXT EVENING GOD TALKED TO ME AND PROMISED MY MOM & 332 OTHERS WILL GO TO HEAVEN IF THEY JOIN DOME 332 ONLY THOSE WHO JOIN WILL GET THIS SPECIAL OPPORTUNITY TO GO DIRECTLY TO HEAVEN ,, JOIN WITH ME AND BE SAVED

1 Responses to “YSAK 318: Crazy new cult! Get in on the ground floor!”

Kijiji Spam Ad said...
February 8, 2011 at 7:56 PM

And, the dumb puck is also spamming. Why are his ads still up?! I swear that Kijiji breeds mental trolls like these. Well, I suppose the mentally ill just flock to the biggest proverbial megaphone out there.

I don't know what this crackhead is saying, I think he must have had a drug fabricated out of body experience during a recent overdose.

PS: Typical Kijiji spam ads. Kijiji moderators suck. They're too busy hanging out on the discussion site and ganging up on people who have legit complaints instead of doing what the Kijiji gods have blessed them with doing... some damn site cleaning. Typical door bouncer attitude and just chatting away like gossip hens.


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