YSAK 326: Wrong-word roundup, plus weirdness quickies

A quick roundup of too-short-to-go-into-long-detail-mocking ads:

40 year

i am 40 year old white meal live in mississauga looking for russian or asian i am interested to meet only relation ship serious only

for friend ship

i am looking for a good inteligent female to improve my knologe of english

Love to hear from a lady that`s not 20 yet

If you are a young lady wanting to marry and have children? ... it would be so nice to hear from you ... caucasian, asian, east indian ... I know there are a few that wish to start early.

i m looking smart female help my bissness

must be smart .any age no problam

Feet

I am a nice guy. I want to be under the feet of men. There is so much I can do while I am under there

Small business

Join a network marking you have control over.

HEY

i am brown nice guy,slim,honest,good respect and kind always,
i am looking to help your feelings and depresion,(when you sad ,confuse and all 4 it,,

BIG LADIES...!!! womens..

hi, i am a young 20 years old guy looking for big women (married or single) i dnt mind what ever the age is, i can bet what ever time we will spend togather will be the best of our life ...

Free Boot Blacking

I have supplies to clean your boots or shoes. I will do it free. I am looking for white men who will allow me to practice my bootblacking skills. Your shoes will thank you. I am male.

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