YSAK 336: Hello Kitty DVD Player FTW

This ad scores a 9.5 out of 10 -- half a point off for the obscene price.

Authentic Hello Kitty Digital Video Disc Player
Price $500.00

This sleek & stylish pink machine is not for the faint of heart. Do not attempt to operate if you have a pace maker, hearing aids, or are currently pregnant or breast feeding, because this sucker will make you blow milk out your b00bs.

If you want to take DVD watching to the next level (below Blu-Ray), then this is the player for you. Be the envy of all your friends & potentially get a girlfriend.

This is quite possibly the best Hello Kitty DVD player you will ever own.

This DVD player is in excellent condition, and has been operated by a lady (original owner) in a loving manner, in a warm, dry, smoke & pet-free environment and has been regularly dusted in a "wax-on, wax-off" motion to maintain optimum performance levels in accordance with the product warranty, which has long since expired. Which in turn makes this particular DVD player ever more of a collector's item.

This particular model looks great in any living room, as I have received many compliments on it over the years from friends and family alike. These compliments include:

"That's a sweet DVD player."
"Where did you get that?"
"OMG" & "That's a b*tch!n' machine!"

But that's not all, this player comes (free of charge) with the A/V analog cables you'll need. So you can enjoy your new and exciting DVD player right away. I also recommend picking up a pair of racing gloves, because this thing is intense.

State-of-the-art stylized "Hello Kitty" cartoon graphics are included as pictured below. This machine will change your life.

Works with most universal remotes. Remote not included. I may potentially have a battery lodged in my love seat cushion, but I will have to look for it at a later time. It is the purchasers responsibility to buy batteries & care for the machine in the same way it is accustomed to.

Plays most DVD's, Including many Academy Award Winning movies. If the DVD is scratched, I cannot and will not be held accountable for your irresponsible and careless movie watching.

I only wish I could hang onto this delectable machine longer but I have downgraded to a VCR to save money. It has brought me many happy nights and I know (without hesitation) that it can do the same for you. I am only asking $500.00 firm, which I think is more than reasonable. So only reply if you are serious about purchasing this beautiful, elegant entertainment masterpiece & you happen to be as awesome as the machine itself.

Don't miss this once in a lifetime opportunity or you will regret it forever!
Not available in stores or on ebay. (Meticulously researched by owner).

This post was written by: Gord McCord

Gord McCord, webmaster at You Suck at Kijiji, makes fun of funny things on Kijiji. Do not take him too seriously. Also do not take yourself too seriously. Follow him on Twitter