Monday, February 14, 2011

YSAK 337: Midget wanted for bar promotion

Have you ever had a pissed-off midget chasing you around with a 2x4? I have. Neat story, but you'll have to ask me about that another time. 'Cuz right now, it's Kijiji time:

Midget Needed for Bar Promotion!

I'm not going to beat around the bush, I need a little person, dwarf, etc, for a promotion in a bar. Needed for a Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory/Candy Land themed party. Must be 18+ because it is in a bar. Will pay $180.00 for the hours of 9pm-1am. Email me for more details.

***Yes I am aware that 'midget' is not the appropriate term, and I don't like using it but I had ads with little person in it for months, no one ever responded. I put one ad out with midget and I had several responses. The person I had lined up bailed on me, hence the new ad. So my sincere apologies if this offends anyone.

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