YSAK 337: Midget wanted for bar promotion

Have you ever had a pissed-off midget chasing you around with a 2x4? I have. Neat story, but you'll have to ask me about that another time. 'Cuz right now, it's Kijiji time:

Midget Needed for Bar Promotion!

I'm not going to beat around the bush, I need a little person, dwarf, etc, for a promotion in a bar. Needed for a Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory/Candy Land themed party. Must be 18+ because it is in a bar. Will pay $180.00 for the hours of 9pm-1am. Email me for more details.

***Yes I am aware that 'midget' is not the appropriate term, and I don't like using it but I had ads with little person in it for months, no one ever responded. I put one ad out with midget and I had several responses. The person I had lined up bailed on me, hence the new ad. So my sincere apologies if this offends anyone.

This post was written by: Gord McCord

Gord McCord, webmaster at You Suck at Kijiji, makes fun of funny things on Kijiji. Do not take him too seriously. Also do not take yourself too seriously. Follow him on Twitter