Tuesday, March 22, 2011
YSAK 354: Funny waxing ads
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A Kijiji insider tipped us off to these ads, which, IMHO, don't suck:
JANE GOODALL THINKS YOU'RE HOT???? NOT!'Nother one:
That hairy back may be a big turn-on to a chimpologist. Maybe she goes ape for the primate look. Let's get real guys. I can wax-on wax-off you back to that walking upright level of evolution. You will be smooth and look great. Start your evolution revolution! How about an after wax massage to get you mellowed out? Call me for my St Patrick's Day specials! Grrlls, get your man in to me so he loses the fur. You don't have to be Irish, I am! Call Yvonne at 519-xxx-8787 for great rates on local services.
LOSE THAT WINTER COAT!!And there was a great one about Justin Bieber, but... looks like someone complained, and it's gone.
Ya gotta lose that fuzz! Wherever its sprouting from I can make it disappear smooth and easy. Lose the wool now. Esthetics by Yvonne will "get 'er done". Massage available too! Manicure and pedicure. Call today for details and great rates, 519-xxx-8787

This post was written by: Gord McCord
Gord McCord, webmaster at You Suck at Kijiji, makes fun of funny things on Kijiji. Do not take him too seriously. Also do not take yourself too seriously. Follow him on Twitter
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