YSAK 360: Pool table, pinball machine, stripper pole...with shag carpet

Thanks to wifey for finding this one .... not that she's asking me to BUY it for our home.

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We have beautiful stripper poles for sale, we make them to hold up to 400lbs, they can be used for entertainment, or to work out on, they are professionaly made, and are very unique, you can get them custom made to fit your style, order yours today either you can but one premade or get one custom made, we are asking 300 to 500$ depends on what material you go for, the basic ones are made of wood with carpet or shag cover, with a stainless steel pole, and the ones made of stainless base,marble ect... please email for more info, or to order.

note: they can also be rented for the weekend or for a bachelor party what ever, thanks.

Know what? That's not a sucky ad. It's not even that funny, aside from the fact that the guy's hustling stripper-poles in SUDBURY. But the guy has another ad that is both funny and sucky on the surface:

Wanted: Looking for someone to write a book for me, 50/50 deal..

hello there, i want to write a book of my life.. its gonna be a top seller because i tell people my story and they are just amazed, i am 20 years old and i know that this is going to be a great story, and we need to get this out there, we are going to make alot of money on this book, and i will split 50/50 with the writer, i need a professional writer who is willing to write this book of my story, i know we will beable to sell it because its a big problem right now and its a story everyone needs to hear, if interested please contact me, via email and we can get to this, i promise you this is going to change peoples lives, thank you.