YSAK 383: Legendary party couch can be yours

HARD PARTYING COLLEGE COUCH
Price Free

This couch has been used by hard partying college students for the past few years. It's been handed down through several graduating classes, so you know this couch can party.

Its great for taking naps in between classes or during finals if you know already that you're going to fail.

The following substances have been spilled or ground into it; beer, wine, rum, vodka, rye, tequila, Kraft Dinner, pizza and biological substances (use your imagination)

I'm not going to beat it around the bush, people have had sex on it.. but it was mostly first year girls. Once there was a fat chick by my roommate, and two hot lesbians once made out on it. We also found some random guy sleeping on it, he had no idea how he got in the house or what city he was in. If its good enough for him its good enough for you! (he was a very 'classy' individual)

Its also a hide-abed, I'm not a doctor but I recommend calling the HAZMAT team if your planning on sleeping on the mattress. (see paragraph 3)

Honestly, this couch is legendary..it deserves a biography to be written about it and should be placed in a museum somewhere. If this couch could talk it would be mind blowing, it may also ask for a new liver (again, see paragraph 3)

If there are some hard partying freshmen out there who want to take it through a few more years then come and get it. Trust me, this couch can take it.

If its not gone by next Monday I'm going to burn it.

This post was written by: Gord McCord

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