Friday, May 27, 2011
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Wife tipped me off to these ones:
Barack Obama's Dining Table and Chairs!
Okay, okay... maybe its not really Obama's kitchen table, but its still damn near the baddest a$$ table you could ever own. Made completely of dark stained maple wood, food simply tastes sweeter when served on this masterpiece. Comes with 4 chairs and 2 extra sections for extension... *cough* beer pong *cough*. Minor nicks to the finish are not an issue, because its still definitely in good enough shape to kill Osama Bin Laden! $100 obo
From the same artist:
Epic (not over the range) Microwave!!
Well, what can I say about this little doozy? Producing more heat and microwaving gloriousness than the particle collider, this machine not only cooks food, it turns it round in circles too! An all in one kitchen for some, the perfect object to throw off of a tenth story balcony for others, this beautiful microwave is a steal at only $25 obo!
2 Uncomfortably Radical Lamps for $10 Total!
This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine! these lamps have lit the path for my journey from the couch to the bedroom for nearly 9 full months! Their unwavering reliability is only surpassed by the superior adaptability afforded by their triple light setting. A specimen of human ingenuity, these tall lamps match any decor with their sleek look and smooth black finish. Priced at $10 for the pair, even Thomas Edison would be impressed! (both come with high-efficiency, green light bulbs too... the polar bears are smiling)
Ps. Call the Amber Lamps!! (if you don't get this, don't worry. They are in fact black lol)