Thursday, July 21, 2011
YSAK 410: Stupid fat horse for sale
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I'd swear this was about me, but on closer inspection it's clearly about a horse.
stupid fat horse for sale!
Price $2,800.00
Address 1337 1 St, Estevan, SK S4A 2W7, Canada
i have a stupid horse for sale.
his name is red and he is a lazy fat pile.
when he runs his ears flop to the side like a donkeys.
he is very lazy, he runs a short distance then lays down.... after a few minutes will get up and resume running.
if you ride him he does nothing.
he will not buck, he is too fat and lazy to lift his feet that high.
if you strike him hard enough he will look at you and his ears will droop to the side.
he walks sometimes, if he cant reach food from where he is.
he is broke, some one needs to fix him!
now that i got your attention red is a 4 year old gelding. very quiet and yes very lazy. he is a sweety just needs someone with more time and a little more excersize! was at a trainer last year for 3 months. once he gets a few rides on him he acts much better, let me know!
2800 OBO!
This post was written by: Gord McCord
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1 Responses to “YSAK 410: Stupid fat horse for sale”
January 20, 2012 at 9:53 AM
I think all horses are gifts. There will be a person who would want to have him. Good luck for the search.
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