Wednesday, July 27, 2011

YSAK 412: Half-bed rental redux, plus extra bitterness

Earlier this month, we brought you an ad from a man looking to rent out half his bed for $10.

Looks like another man, this time in Ontario, has picked up on the idea and taken it further:

Text:
WELL-USED 1/2 BED!!!!!!!!!!!
Address Toronto, ON, Canada

½ of a Bed: MAKE ME AN OFFER!

I’m moving and selling my side of the bed. Well-used, but some of that egg-carton foam would probably fix it right up. My brand new ex-wife still owns the other side of the bed, but don’t worry, she doesn’t seem to mind sharing it with complete strangers.

BONUS: This bed is ALWAYS warm due to it never going more than a few hours without someone being in it! This comes in especially handy if you’re away working out west trying to make enough to cover the mortgage payments.

NOTE: Apparently there’s been like 3 different guys that may be able to claim squatter’s rights on my side of the bed since they spent more time in it than I did. Not sure what the rules are on that.

Send me an offer if you’re interested.

Buyer Beware!

2 Responses to “YSAK 412: Half-bed rental redux, plus extra bitterness”

Anonymous said...
August 9, 2013 at 4:24 PM

I feel robbed of my innocence. People steal this shit.


Anonymous said...
July 10, 2014 at 5:08 AM

Hilarious. I made this ad and posted it to Kijiji and my blog back in 2011 and now some Josh guy (aka DJ Slik) stole it, reposted it, and then actually did radio interviews taking credit for it. I don't know who's more pathetic, him for stealing it, or me for being pissed about it. The one shown above is the original. I posted it for Toronto back in 2011. Here's the original on my blog:
http://thickquink.blogspot.ca/2011/07/kijiji-6.html?m=1


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