YSAK 416: Bad job ad roundup: NOW HAIRING

Don't bother spell-checking your resume if you're applying for this job, because it obviously doesn't matter:

HAIRING BEAUTIFUL GIRLS
Address Scarborough, ON M1P 4S9, Canada
Job Type Fulltime

WE RE HAIRING BEAUTIFUL COLLEGE GIRLS FOR DANCING BAR.....FULL TIME /PART TIME

CALL 647710 5665

SEND U RE PIC TO E MAIL mailto:softnet.ca@gmail.com

$ 18 /HR

That company's other job ad under 'restaurant/hospitality' offers "WE ARE HAIRING FOR BEAUTIFUL GIRLS FOR DANCING....AS ACTRESS.......CANADA,S NO 1 FILM AGENCY PER HOUR $ 54"

Oh, what I said about resume corrections? Don't worry -- the same company that's hairing actress girls for dancing ALSO offers business services such as resume editing!

webdesign ,graphic design,professional resume writing

SOFT NET

CALL 647 710 5665

NO TAX FOR MYALL SERVICES
WEBSITE DESIGN
WEBSITE CREATION
WEBSITE HOSTING
FREE DOMAIN NAME
PROFESSIONAL RESUME WRITING

VISITING CARDS DESIGN –WE HAVE MORE THAN 1000 SAMPLES

ALBUM MAKING (WEDDING….BIRTHDAY AND ALL KINDS OF FUNCTIONS)

VEDIO EDITING
PHOTO MIXING
PHOTO BACKGROUND CHANGING
COMPANY, PERSNOL,ALL COMMERCIAL LETTREHEAD DESIGN

Reader Patrick sent in a couple of ads, including this one which makes him wonder if job-seekers should learn to spell:

driver

hi i am looking to deliver cars trucks and vans to and from other car dealerships in HRM i am very dapendable i have done this before so i can do it. it was a paying job so and i am open to drive for any dealership's so if you have any cars that need to be deliverd i am your driver i do hold a class 5 drivers licence the only thing i can't do is drive stick shifts or cub vans you can email me i have 2 emails one is richardseric2@gmail.com and number two is ericrichards11245@hotmail.com i requrie at least a day or two before the delivery of the car please and thank you i am not offering i am asking to deliver cars