Wednesday, September 7, 2011

YSAKk 430: Trailer park life to the extreme (HALL OF FAME)

Here's a new Hall Of Fame addition making the rounds this week. Text version follows.

kijiji airstream trailer

Used Airstream-like Trailer That Rocks the Kazba
Price $900.00
Address Salmo, BC V0G, Canada

Looking to own a piece of American Road History? Want to park something in your drive that will really piss off the yuppie neighbors? Is your current meth lab lacking square footage and adequate ventilation? Then look no further! This unit has it all!
Just some of the many features offered on the Silver Bullet of Awesomeness:
--2 bedrooms
--bathroom with spacious tub that can comfortably accomodate 2 or more halflings
--soiled mattress that may or may not have muffled the screams of abducted hitchhikers during their final terrifying moments of life
--original partially torn up asbestos floor tiling
--homey wood panelling
--sink complete with unwashed 30 year old dishes
--vagrant-chic broken windows
--nests and fecal deposits of several endangered species of local wildlife
And if you act now, because I can't do this all day, I will throw in FREE OF CHARGE, the ceiling waterstain that bears an uncanny resemblance to Satan!!
You're probably asking...Ajay, what's the catch? Why hasn't this full metal jacket shagg'n wagon been snapped up by some other visionary counter-cultural recreationalist?
I won't needs a little TLC to be road worthy. Brakes and lighting are currently for aesthetic purposes only and I can't find the registration papers in my filing cabinet/trash bag full of aged receipts. But people, use your imagination. Put it on blocks in your backyard and voila..instant revenue property! Rent it out to students and you are well on your way to becoming a Titan of Real Estate. Or turn it into a snazzy guest suite..your in-laws will never complain again about the noise and inconvenience of indoor plumbing or the lack of fresh air in your stuffy basement.
You are limited only by your own vision. Maybe you just need a man cave where you can kick off your black sandals & socks, stroke the ol' handlebar mustache and enjoy a few cold Pilseners while contemplating how awesome your life is. It's a blank canvas awaiting your signature. All you have to do is reach out and sign it.
If you think you have what it takes to be Master & Commander of the SS Kick A#@ Road Ship of Awesomeness, email me and arrange a viewing. Open to offers and we can move it down the road for you within 30 km radius provided you can take delivery in the middle of the night since a permit is quite frankly out of the question.***Warning: trailer may currently be occupied by a black bear. Please ensure tetanus shots are up to date prior to viewing.***

1 Responses to “YSAKk 430: Trailer park life to the extreme (HALL OF FAME)”

Julie Ann said...
September 7, 2011 at 1:03 PM

The stain honestly looks like Satan!

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