Tuesday, September 20, 2011
YSAK 434: Leftover soda: Hurry, it's going flat!
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Leftover soda from party for sale!
Price $3.00
It’s left over from Saturday night and priced to move:
1 - Coke - hardly touched!
2 - Coke Zero - one sealed*, the other STILL half full!
2 - 7UP - in “EcoGreen” bottles: Offsets your carbon footprint from driving two blocks to Mac’s for 7UP.
1 - President’s Choice Spitz Up - not yet cracked!
1 - Diet Coke - enough left to wash down an aspirin.
1 - Fresca - goes great with vodka!
All originally 2L bottles. $3 each, or all 8 for only $30!
Act now and I’ll throw in half a litre of leftover dill dip.
Hurry - it’s going flat fast!
* I’m saving Coke points, so I ask that you leave me with this bottle's lid
This post was written by: Gord McCord
Gord McCord, webmaster at You Suck at Kijiji, makes fun of funny things on Kijiji. Do not take him too seriously. Also do not take yourself too seriously. Follow him on Twitter
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