Wednesday, October 5, 2011

YSAK 439: We'll smack your coworker with bad grammar

Five Across the Eyes

Ever wanted to slap a coworker for being stupid but didn't want to lose your job? Ever wanted to slap your son for wearing skinny jeans down at his knees, but you just don't have the heart? Well at Five Across the Eyes, we can provide that service for you! For a small fee, we will show up at their house of residency, office, or school, and do the slapping for you!

With each slap, you have the option to remain anonymous or let them know who delivered it! We can even custom tailor cards with something you want to say to them, such as "Your an idiot", or "Pull up your god damn pants". Clients can be assured no unwarranted slapping will happen, other than that which you pay for. Pricing can be negotiated, and is as follows:

1 Slap: $5
2 Slaps: $10
A Slight Beating: $25

"Care" cards will be an additional $2 per message, and must be no longer than 160 characters long. For all your annoying friends you've always wanted to slap, remember, Five Across the Eyes is a great way to get your point across!

1 Responses to “YSAK 439: We'll smack your coworker with bad grammar”

Anonymous said...
December 25, 2011 at 9:19 PM

"Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Concrete shoes
Done dirt cheap
Ooo, neckties
High voltage
Done dirt cheap, eah"
-- Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, AC/DC, 1976

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