Tuesday, December 13, 2011

YSAK 471: Mutant turkey wanted

Thanks to @kijiji of all people for tweeting this! And thanks to New Brunswick for maintaining "weirdest ads in Canada" status throughout 2011.

Wanted: 6 Leg Turkey
Price Please contact
Address Sussex, NB, Canada

I am looking for a turkey with 6 legs. My wife and I and four kids always fight over who is going to get a drumstick. This should eliminate the problem. We did have a chicken with six legs but the little guy was so fast he ran away on us and we could not catch him. I just got laid off from work so I do not have a lot of money to spend on a 6 leg turkey. It is not as bad as some of the Christmas's we have had. One year we had no money for food at all and the kids had to eat the putty off the windows. I remember my wife smiling like a horse chewing thistles as the kids shared what little putty we did have. Another year I bought a bologna and a feather mop. I stuck the feathers in it and tricked the kids into thinking it was a Christmas bird.That was the same year all the kids got was one marble between them all to play with. Grandma was some happy to get her glass eye back when the holidays were over! This year we are going to wrap empty boxes to put under the tree. Remember, It is not the gift, it is the thought........................That your bonehead boss laid you off two days before Christmas. Wishing everyone a Merry Christmas, Play Safe, Happy Trails.

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