Monday, February 6, 2012

Kijiji cute puppy obsession: Shut up already!

I'm sick of cute puppies. This puppy is cute, sure, but if you don't shut up about it, I may smother it with a pillow.
If you follow me on Twitter @yousuckatkijiji, you'll know that I spot all kinds of things related to Kijiji ads, buyers, sellers and so on. But the thing I see more often than almost anything else is people who spend entirely too much time staring at cute puppies online, then spend entirely too much time tweeting about it.

I don't want to have to address this ever again, so here is a selection of the stuff I'm tired of seeing.

@kelsinoel cant stop lookin at puppies on #kijiji i miss my wittle girl! thinkin about my maddi doll #bfffolyfe

@_Carmelinamarie Creeping kijiji puppies like its my day job

@ShortyNails want a puppy so bad! Kijiji is bad news for people like me. >< Yes, there are puppies available. No, you can't have them.

@Should NOT be looking on kijiji for shizu puppy's ... I have 2 golden retrievers and a bulldog already #animalloverforsure

@loyle To the girl in the row in front of me looking at Kijiji ads for puppies... You're killing me.

@alexconnorss saddd.. looking at puppies on kijiji and i want another so bad but i know my parents wont let me :(

@nadiaruk Just looked up puppies for sale on kijiji because I miss my dog at home way too much.

@kudly_r why am i looking up puppies for sale on kijiji ... #ifonly stay focusedddd

@O2Q2 I think I have a problem with looking at puppies on Kijiji

@nancyerobb lookin at puppies on kijiji when you can't afford is a whole new level of torture. =(

@KarissaWright I seriously look up pets on kijiji that I can't get way too often. It's torture. #kittens #puppies #maybeoneday

Also @KarissaWright I look kijiji way too often for pets that I'll never be able to have. It's torcher. #kittens #puppies

These ads usually turn up late in the evening.

It's selfish of me to ask, but would you kindly shut the hell up about cute puppies? Buy a puppy or don't buy a puppy, 'k?

3 Responses to “Kijiji cute puppy obsession: Shut up already!”

LimeLolly said...
February 7, 2012 at 9:15 AM

I would totally look for cake on Kijiji, because I can't have that. Maybe even, pie. But that is just torture.


You Suck at Kijiji said...
February 7, 2012 at 7:34 PM

There should be more ads for lightly-used cake, yes.


Kirsty White said...
April 17, 2013 at 4:02 AM

What breed is this dog


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