YSAK 512: Someone call Richard Gere, quick!

Gerbals for sale

I had two gerbals which ended up turning into alittle gerbal farm now & Im offering my gerbals for free please email only want gone asap!!!!!

According to Wikipedia, "Gerbilling, also known as gerbil stuffing or gerbil shooting, is an urban legend that describes a supposed sexual practice of inserting small live animals (usually gerbils but also mice, hamsters, rats and various other rodents) into the human rectum to obtain stimulation."

As for the Richard Gere reference, if you don't get it, don't bother looking it up. (Google only returns 43-thousand hits for "gerbil richard gere".)