Thursday, February 16, 2012

YSAK 524: The off-brand cheezies bag is half-full...or half-empty

From the appropriately-named Innisfail, Alberta, we have some slightly used food.

FOUND half bag of NO NAME cheezies / half can of NO NAME Cola
Address Innisfail, AB, Canada

Half eaten bag of no name cheezies and half dranken can of cola, in the basement at 4533 60th .. If you believe these items are yours, please contact me and come verify these items, I have confinscated them from the man under the stairs. I apologize he suffers from histeria due to sensory overload.. He destroyed the pictures. There is now a pandemic happening with im my home.. Thanks ladie whom ever you are. I have been banned frm no frills, and he is cnostantly home in cop cars...

Orange squirrel

1 Responses to “YSAK 524: The off-brand cheezies bag is half-full...or half-empty”

DigitalAxis said...
February 20, 2012 at 7:09 PM

There is no man under the stairs
There is no cheezies
There is no dranken cola
There is no pandemic
There are, however, police cars out searching for Mr. Hyde...


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