Grad date wanted in Winnipeg (526)

Hey, are you a tall guy who loves to booze it up with girls who are not of legal drinking age? Want to pimp yourself out to an unpopular teen girl? Are you unfortunate enough to live in Winterpeg? Hot damn, dude, we have a job for you through Kijiji Winnipeg. Kids on Twitter seem to love this ad!

GRAD DATE NEEDED
Job Type Temporary


hello there i will be graduating this coming june and i need a grad date ASAP!!
if you possess the following qualities please email me

6 feet or taller male
photogenic
can hold a conversation with strangers
willing to buy a corsage and match my dress colour
fun to party with and loves to drink

email me for more details
i will be paying $15/hr *drinks included
interviews will be held in a couple weeks
thanks and im looking forward to meeting with you all :) and hopefully meeting my new grad date!

Ceara

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