This wall unit is a whore (bonus if you read all the way) (532)

I've never had furniture betray me so blatantly. I did have an adulterous footstool once, but nothing as bad as an entertainment center that ... oh, you'll read about it here:

Double-crossing home wrecker entertainment center
Price Free

I used to watch TV and feel totally at home with this big guy- until I found him in bed with my little tramp of a desk. I was going to chop him up and use him for kindling, but I figure somebody may have use for the manwhore. So take him. I don't want to talk about him or think about him any more. He's dead to me.

Historic Custom Made Examination Tables (change tables)
Price $100.00

These two matching examination tables were custom made of finest oak for Hippocrates to examine Socrates after he drank the poisonous hemlock. They possess magical healing powers, and all who see them fall to their knees in awe at their beauty. They have been used by doctors, physiotherapists, massage therapists, and movie stars. Whoever owns them stays alive, healthy and young forever, and I would keep them if I wasn't growing tired of the daily grind of eternal life. I am giving them away for $100 each.

This post was written by: Gord McCord

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