Thursday, March 1, 2012

Paint me as a matador on black velvet. ARRIBA! (534)

What's the next best thing to being portrayed in oil as a dog playing poker or Elvis on velvet?

Why, a depiction of yourself as a brave matador .... on velvet. Can you do it? This guy from Kijiji PEI seeks out your talent. ARRIBA!

Wanted: WANTED: Portrait Painter
Address Charlottetown

Do you have talent with a brush? Are the proportions of the human face as familiar to you as the sound of your mother's voice? Do you have prior experience in, or are you willing to embrace, the medium of black velvet? If you can truthfully answer yes to all three of these questions, then boy howdy, do I have an offer for you!

I am looking for a talented artist to render myself, dressed in the garb of a matador, on a black velvet canvas. Further details, and monetary reimbursement will be discussed and decided upon privately.

Serious inquiries only. Please provide examples of your previous work.

Can't imagine what he's talking about. Here's a picture for inspiration:

kijiji matador black velvet painting

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