Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Babe magnet car with barely-used back seat (538)

Minus five points for using the banned word "ridonkulous" (not officially banished, but tied in with "ginormous"), but plus five for the rest. We'll call it even and call it a win.

1991 Acura Integra GS Sedan - Babe Magnet
Price $1,000.00
For Sale By Owner
Make Acura
Model Integra
Trim GS
Year 1991
Kilometers 326000
Body Type Sedan
Transmission Automatic
Colour Blue
Drivetrain Front-wheel drive (FWD)
Type Used
Fuel Type Gasoline


Are you tired of taking the bus or picking up your date on your 10-speed bike? Are you looking for a car that says "How you doin?" instead of "I'm a huge douchebag".

Look no further.

This '91 Integra was originally owned by a meticulous service-schedule-obsessed engineer and, until recently was driven by his equally practical, fuel-economy-loving daughter.

Now, the opportunity to drive this gem can be yours.

You'll be fighting off dates as they drool over your sweet ride with 4 new (95% life remaining) all season tires and 2 winter tires (on their own rims). And, since the car has been used mainly as a commuter vehicle, the backseat is practically brand new. Bonus! (*wink wink*)

Other features of this pimpin' ride include sunroof, power windows/locks, fog lights, aftermarket cd player, A/C (for when things really heat up on your date), and even dual MAP LIGHTS.

Dazzle your future love interest with the immaculate cloth interior and show off the lip balm holder (ashtray) in this non-smoking vehicle. You probably have your own lip balm, but I am willing to throw some in for the discerning buyer.

You're probably thinking "This luxury automobile must have been in an accident, she's practically giving it away." Nope, I've had many years with my sweet ride, now it's time for someone else to enjoy the looks of admiration that come with redonkulous fuel economy, an accident-free vehicle, and NEW WIPER BLADES!

Despite a few age spots (minimal rust), this bad boy has NEVER failed to start in the winter.

If you're looking to drive a little piece of heaven and live the dream like all '91 Integra owners before you, you'll want to act fast. This ride won't last long. Calgary Transit has raised the price of a monthly pass, maybe it's time to say "goodbye" to the blue limo and "hello" to your new life with a reliable, well running, clean, car.

Wanna check out this sweet ride for yourself? Yeah you do. Call Heather 403.xxx.9453 or email to set up an appointment.

1 Responses to “Babe magnet car with barely-used back seat (538)”

DigitalAxis said...
March 15, 2012 at 12:31 PM

Dual map lights? Take me now!


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