His and hers douchebag automobiles (556)

PJ submits this ad for a pair of vehicles that will have everyone on your block convinced that you, sir, are a douchebag....and your wife/husband/partner/equivalent-to-spouse/polyamorous family unit are as well.

His and Hers Douchebag-Mobiles
Price $57,000.00
Address Grande Prairie, AB T8V 5J8, Canada
Make Cadillac
Model Escalade
Trim EXT
Year 2008
Kilometers 165000
Body Type Pickup Truck
Transmission Automatic
Drivetrain All-wheel drive (AWD)
Type Used
Description

Douchebag-mobile 1 - 2008 Escalade EXT, Luxury Package. Heated/cooled leather seats, front/rear DVD so you don't have to miss a second of Jersey Shore, one touch Sunroof for highway fist pumpin, Factory Command start so it's warm when you finish GTL-ing, 22" chrome rims, (wrapped in new tires) so shiny you can check out your Paulie D Tattoos in them like a mirror. 6 disc in Dash with built in Sub and Amp, so you can rock the freshest new Dub-Step...
~149,000kms, just waiting on you, your flat brimmed hat and some White sunglasses.

Douchebag-Mobile 2 - 2004 F350 Lariat CrewCab Dually. 6.0L Turbo Diesel
Perfect for them guys that want to "roll some coal" As it has EGR deleted, and head studs installed. Smash in whatever transmission blowing, off the shelf programmer/tuner you like, and make others hate you as you make this once proud 5th wheel hauler vomit clouds of black smoke. Has 4" Magnaflow exhaust, but you can get rid of silly things like a muffler, and go straight piped, or even stacks! Drive this and put a lift on it, or let your wife drive a 1 ton so she can haul the kids to and from School because a minivan simply won't do! Also has in Dash DVD, you can watch Vin Diesel movies while you sit on heated leather! Truck has firestone air bags, 5th wheel, brake controller and stuff that a 1 ton needs. like a slip tank. Just waiting to appease your wee-man syndrome and make you feel big and tough! Just waiting for you, your faded tats, and Tap-Out Hat.

Asking $57,000 THE PAIR, TOGETHER!
No Trades, unless you have the most hipster Douchebag mobile, a 2011-12 Raptor.

And yes this ad is real, and I do want to sell them both and get a Raptor.

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