Tuesday, April 10, 2012
Like hiring a blind optometrist (561)
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Why are so many resume-writing services run by people who a) don't have a job and b) can't write?
This one was spotted by @Justin__Doiron who writes "I'm calling bullshit on the English awards."
Resume Writing Services 30$
Address 34 Hastings St, Moncton, NB E1C 3Z9, Canada
Job Type Please Contact
Those first few seconds in a job interview are crucial that is why I am here. I will write you the best possible resume possible that will almost
always get you that job. All resumes that I am hired to do will be completed then sent to the client via email. I have won three English writing contests in the three past years so do you want that job or not ? Call me as soon as possible if the answer is YES!
This post was written by: Gord McCord
Gord McCord, webmaster at You Suck at Kijiji, makes fun of funny things on Kijiji. Do not take him too seriously. Also do not take yourself too seriously. Follow him on Twitter
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1 Responses to “Like hiring a blind optometrist (561)”
June 10, 2017 at 5:58 AM
I thought my latest Kijiji experiences were memorable, but these take the cake. Am looking for a specific motorbike in Halifax and 1 seller was nice but ran the battery down and it wouldn't start weeks after finally pinning him down to a time and day to see the bike and when there he told me all about his sad divorce and argued with me about specs of the bike I own. Another guy just doesn't want to get the bike out of his friend's garage, is going away for 2 weeks, told me he's had lots of calls on the bike but hasn't sold it cause he's never around and am I serious about buying the bike (that I haven't see ) because he "doesn't have time to play around," and another guy decides he wants an extra 1k than what he's asking when I want to come and see the bike. At this point i'll buy a bike from the first normal guy I correspond with!!
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