Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Like hiring a blind optometrist (561)

Why are so many resume-writing services run by people who a) don't have a job and b) can't write?

This one was spotted by @Justin__Doiron who writes "I'm calling bullshit on the English awards."

Resume Writing Services 30$
Address 34 Hastings St, Moncton, NB E1C 3Z9, Canada
Job Type Please Contact

Those first few seconds in a job interview are crucial that is why I am here. I will write you the best possible resume possible that will almost
always get you that job. All resumes that I am hired to do will be completed then sent to the client via email. I have won three English writing contests in the three past years so do you want that job or not ? Call me as soon as possible if the answer is YES!

1 Responses to “Like hiring a blind optometrist (561)”

Anonymous said...
June 10, 2017 at 5:58 AM

I thought my latest Kijiji experiences were memorable, but these take the cake. Am looking for a specific motorbike in Halifax and 1 seller was nice but ran the battery down and it wouldn't start weeks after finally pinning him down to a time and day to see the bike and when there he told me all about his sad divorce and argued with me about specs of the bike I own. Another guy just doesn't want to get the bike out of his friend's garage, is going away for 2 weeks, told me he's​ had lots of calls on the bike but hasn't sold it cause he's never around and am I serious about buying the bike (that I haven't see ) because he "doesn't have time to play around," and another guy decides he wants an extra 1k than what he's asking when I want to come and see the bike. At this point i'll buy a bike from the first normal guy I correspond with!!

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